My Car's Name is Charley

And today, Charley attacked me. I was getting out of my car at work and before I could move to close it, the door slammed shut hitting my shin on its way.

Now my shin is hurting and bruised and it had been bleeding but all I can think of is:

"OW! Charley bit me... and that really hurt Charley...... and it's still hurting....."